I think I might have found the Holy Grail itself.  I’m not kidding.  This has changed my entire life and I feel like me again.  It’s called Rogaine, my friends, and it only costs about 40 dollars for a 3 month supply.  This is the best hair loss treatment ever devised.  I pour it on every morning and now I have a full head of black, lustrous hair again.  It’s like I’m 21 again!  All right, I was already going bald when I was 21, but I’m sure you get my drift.  I don’t have to go around wearing a hat wherever I go anymore.  I never knew how much I loved actually having hair to comb.  I can slick it back, part it down the middle, give it a messy look, or get it cut short to look like a Caesar cut.  It’s great to have so many options.  Sure, there are side effects.  My scalp itches a lot and I’m constantly scratching the thing.  And, yeah, I’ve developed some acne and no matter what brand of cream or acne medication I buy and use it never goes completely away.  But it’s all worth it.  I’ll even admit to pouring some Rogaine down onto my chest to make the hair there start growing thicker and darker.  I want to look as manly as possible while I can.  I’ve even started dying my gray hairs dark.