MY NEW IDEA
We’re moving soon. I’m not sure if I am pleased or not. It’s always exciting to relocate and meet new people and get to know a new town but then again I will be leaving all that is known and comfortable behind. I’m pretty technical; maybe I can make some sort of program or software that can transport me all the things I am missing, when I feel like it. Like if I am lonely I could relocate my friends to visit me, or I could relocate myself. It would be a lot faster and cheaper than a plane ticket. It would be kind of like Mike TeeVee from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. These days I miss marmite (a sandwich spread) that my sister has to send with friends or ship to me from England when I run out. Wouldn’t it be totally cool to just ask her to buy it and relocate it? You know, I can totally see this actually coming into fruition sometime but it may be in 20 years from now. Maybe I should patent my idea; I will name it relocation software because that’s exactly what it will do. Ooh, I am so excited, it’s like I could be living more than one life at a time.