GOLF WITH NO GRAVITY
Who was the astronaut that whacked the golf ball on the moon? Jill and I were trying to remember who he was. Why, I don't know. It was one of those things you just thought of and then couldn't get out of your head. It was a long time ago. But then we got silly. Wouldn't the moon be a great place to play golf. Or to have a super golf simulator? There's no gravity. So your ordinary swing on earth will only take the ball max 300 yards or so, but a good solid hit on the moon could go for miles. Great idea, we thought. Let's open a business selling trips to the moon. Golf trips to the moon. That way every bad golf player can be a champ; real Tiger Woods material. We were laughing until our stomachs hurt. Of course we had some wine too, which made it all funnier. I would be in charge of building the rocket and then the course when we got to the moon. Jill would do the marketing and keep the books. Wait, I said. How come you get to keep the books? Then she laid it on thick. Oh, because you are such a genius when it comes to building things. Right. I'm even better at counting money. We had a fun night of it. Tomorrow I'm emailing NASA.